See this handsome young man?

This is my boy, Jason. He’s 47 years old and lives with me, (his mommy), in a beautiful 3 tenament home in Warren, RI. Jason is a good-looking young man, isn’t he? He stands a whopping 5′8″ tall and weighs about 170 lbs….., (due to my delicious home cooking), he’s got brown hair and a thick, full, masculine moustache.

I’m proud of Jason for a million reasons, but I’m most proud of him for his latest accomplishment. My little angel darling went out and got himself his very first job. My Jason is now a clerk at The Ocean State Job Lot on Metacom Avenue. Isn’t he handsome? I think so. Jason said he was told by his store manger that if he applies himself, he’ll work his way up to assisting the Asst.Manager in just 5 or 6 years! Isn’t that remarkable? Jason was thrilled over the fact that his salary would jump from the $5.75 he currently makes to $8.35 or even MORE! He’s my little businessman.

Now, I’m trying to find a good woman for my son. One who doesn’t smoke, drink, or gamble. We need a woman who goes to church every week and doesn’t run around with other boys. Ya’ see, right now, I’m all the woman that Jason needs, but I don’t expect to live forever. (Although I must say, I look pretty stunning for a woman of 67,don’t ya’ think?)

My Jason needs a woman to cook, clean, iron, leave his clothes out for him, love, caress and cuddle him. He’s such a sweetie! I love my little guy.And you will too!

If you’re between the ages of 18-30 and can bear me a grandson, please respond to this ad. Jason and I would like to talk to you. We would like to get Jason married as soon as possible so don’t delay. Think of how happy we’ll be. Just the three of us. So don’t wait ok? Write today!