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Angelo and Angela Pasatone of Johnston.

 

MIAMI-A Rhode Island couple is reported dead on a Miami beach this morning, under what Miami Police say are "extremely suspicious circumstances" Angelo Passatone 78, of Johnston along with his wife, Angela (Turilli), 74 were apparently gunned down in broad daylight by an unidentified assassin. Police say that "does not look like a random killing" and they are investigating the incident. RILaughs spoke to several of the witnesses on the beach.

"They were horrible, horrible people", said hotel bartender, Rico Suave of Miami. "They were rude, ignorant, spoke down to all the hotel employees and never, ever tipped. Good riddance to them. I applaud whoever did them in."

"The old man stepped on my sand castle and the old bitch spit on me...and I didn't do anything!", cried Heather Sands, 6, of Largo, FL.

"This old man told me he'd give me a quarter and then when I went to take it, he threw it in the water and yelled....go get it you little bastard!", screamed John Jameson, 7, of South Carolina. "I'm glad someone clipped those old f**ks."

RILaughs will continue to follow the investigation and provide updates.

 

 

 

 

 

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