Hi Guys! My name is Jessica-Lynn, but you can call me Moonbeam. I’m 19, I almost graduated from The Wheeler School (my parents are mad rich), but I smacked my Physical Science teacher in the head and got thrown out. I didn’t go to jail, because as I’ve said, my parents got the bucks, but I didn’t go back to school after that.

I used to live in this beautiful house on Cole Avenue, but after an argument with Daddy on my 16th birthday, I moved out into an apartment off of Hope Street with 15 or 16 unwashed and non-working friends of mine. We really do love one another, though. It’s not easy coming up with 1/15 of the rent each month because I haven’t got a job and my parents cut me off after they found out I was dating one of my roommates, some 48 year old guy who moved out last month and ditched me. Whatever!

I’m looking for a new boyfriend.

My hobbies would include hanging out on Thayer Street all day with absolutely no direction in my life, bumming change in front of Store 24, smoking Cloves and shoplifting stuff at the Salvation Army on Pitman Street. If I sound like a chick you’d want to hang out with, answer the ad. I don’t have a cell phone, but every now and then, someone pays the phone bill at the apartment and I can use that one.

I’m into Dave Matthews, The Dead and Phish. Get in touch and let’s hang. If you’ve got some weed, that would rock!